Walking in a winter WTF?

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Dear Mother Nature and Old Man Winter,

While I can appreciate your exuberant spirit this time of year, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention my lack of sharing your enthusiasm to the extent at which you seem so willing to share with the rest of us.

Although I too enjoy a white Christmas, your overwhelming desire to coat the world in an abundant layer of winter frosting has become exaggerated to the point of becoming meddlesome.  The charming Northern snow globe in which we reside has been clamped into a paint shaker and set to convulse at an alarming rate, leaving us armed with nothing but shovels and good intentions.

Similar to Anthony Michael Hall’s geeky character in The Breakfast Club, I have been assigned the task of writing a letter on behalf of the disgruntled local residents who share my sentiments.

I could write an essay telling you how much this ridiculous amount of snow is defining our lives, but it wouldn’t matter.  You would still see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. Through this barrage of lake effect snow and churning vortexes of flakes, you found out that each one of us is a brain for surviving the storm, a princess for not wanting to drive in it, a criminal for stealing a few extra minutes hiding under the covers, an athlete for shoveling for three days straight and a basket case for forgetting all those other things and thinking it is still beautiful outside.

morning

Does this answer my question?  No.  But I certainly feel a little better having rested between the previous and the next battle with the effing shovel.

Sincerely yours,

The Winter Club

30 thoughts on “Walking in a winter WTF?

  1. That’s what you get for living in the North. Let me note that I love cold weather, compared to a hot humid sweaty summer. Snow rocks. I hate driving in it (mind you, I hate driving in the rain as well), but watching it fall and the scent of snow is magical.

  2. Great light-hearted post 🙂 I was just thinking today, as I walked along a sidewalk sparkling with glistening snow, that this winter would indeed be a wonderland if it wasn’t minus 22F (minus 30C). Snow is beautiful. Negative temperatures are not.

  3. That will be me Sunday morning. Yet I’m fortunate that I don’t have to shovel more than enough snow to move my car, since I live in a townhouse, so all the shoveling gets done before I even wake, and throughout the day. Sorry, is that bragging?

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