And how does that make you feel?

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Lately, the internet has been laden with posts and strong feelings about the Elf on the Shelf phenomenon.  What seemingly started as an innocent way to get children to behave during the month of December has morphed into an epic competition to see which parent can get more creative with the benign holiday character.

Many blog posts and articles have been written with very strong emotion regarding this cherubic creature.  Parents either love him or their contempt is so strong that they hold ill feelings towards those parents who embrace his presence.  Some argue that he is the Elf on the Shelf simply for that reason.  He may stealthily maneuver his way around the house in the darkness to take refuge on another shelf but that is his only purpose.  Others, holding tightly to their innovative genes, have created a list of 101 ways the Elf can get into mischief during the night.  Spoiler alert – most of those creative ideas require extensive clean-up the following morning although I’m sure the children would be thrilled to see what a mess the Elf made while they slept.

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Had my life been different and I had kids of my own, my children undoubtedly would have been in therapy either during or shortly after the Christmas holidays.  I blame my choice of reading material but my sense of entertainment tends to lean towards the macabre.  Picture Dean Koontz or Stephen King finding indecent ways of displaying the Elf and you have entered the world that my Elf would have had to endure.  There would have been crime scenes, possible Elf DNA and an abundant amount of Police tape.  This is the stuff that my dreams are made of, the stuff that helps me write my book.  But this is also the stuff that would have a child sitting in the waiting room of an analyst’s office at least once a week.

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For those of you able to remember to innocently and creatively display your Elf each evening after your children have fallen asleep, I applaud you.  You are creating memories that your child will inevitably pass on to their children.

As for me….perhaps I will get an Elf next year and track his bizarre habits in a journal.  CSI – Elf on the Shelf.  Hmmmm…..I may be on to something……stay tuned.

 

 

11 thoughts on “And how does that make you feel?

  1. Haha, love the snowman on the cheese grater! I don’t have the time or memory to commit to doing something like that every day, and I don’t have the elf on a shelf, but I don’t dislike the elf, or the people with more creativity than me 🙂

  2. LOL! This is one of the funniest I have seen. I am an Elf “hater” only because it’s annoying to see all the posts about him however, I would totally get into the scenes you are describing for your “someday” elf. Go for it! 🙂

  3. Don’t care for the Elf. Apparently, my mother in law bought one for our daughter, prompting my wife to bitch her out. We compromised that the elf would live at grandmas.

    Although seeing your pictures, I’m starting to reconsider.

  4. I love elf on the shelf 😀 😀 After reading your post I will need some therapy myself and have images in my head I will never get rid of..thankyou Sue and Happy Holidays 😀 😀

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