Stealthily, they weave among the crowds, always maintaining their position slightly below the radar to avoid drawing attention to themselves. They seamlessly blend into their surroundings, appropriately smiling and nodding when they deem a response is necessary, but never actively participate in the live conversation swirling around them. They are the oblivious – they are the relatively small number of people who just – don’t – get it.
By any standards, they would most likely maintain a moderate intelligence quotient, function well at a full-time job and perhaps even procreate to pass the torch of their DNA on to the latest members of the human gene pool. However, in what may well be a fleeting moment of idiocy, they lose their grasp on true logic.
There are websites dedicated to this phenomenon and the stories are, not only hilarious but, astounding. One of my true favorites, which may be a complete fallacy, or not, is a group of friends walking along a beach when one friend cries out “look at that dead bird” and his friend looks up in the sky and says, “where?”. They do walk among us.
This post was not inspired by the nameless, faceless many who have undoubtedly experienced this factual anomaly, but by a phone call to a radio station in Fargo, ND that I had long since forgotten, until now. If this whole call was fabricated, congratulations to the people who thought up this gem. If was an actual call (and apparently it was authenticated as an actual call) this woman truly believes she has the answer to a safety issue for drivers. Please be advised Fargo, ND – she walks among you. (although her name may have been changed to protect the idiot)
After being ignored by local television stations and newspapers, a woman took her cause to her local radio station. In a very decisive and articulate argument, she was very concerned and somewhat shocked that the government transportation agencies would choose such heavily trafficked areas to post the standard issue deer crossing signs. She firmly believes that, after obtaining their passing grades from primary school, the deer would have the wherewithal to comprehend the meaning of the sign and change their crossing patterns to coincide with the location of said signs.
In a moment in which she seems irretrievably misguided, and there were several, she had not only convinced herself but tried to convince the world at large that the deer would heed the wishes of the transportation agency and only cross at the location of the signs. Since she has been involved in three vehicular incidents with these highly educated creatures, her argument to move the deer crossing signs closer to a school zone frightens me immensely. How many children will she hit before the government has to relocate the school children crossing signs to a near-by freeway?
Please listen to the following and weigh in…..do you think this call is real and, if so, has she changed her name and moved to a state where the deer are just as clueless as she is?