When I got married, I wanted the gift for our guests to be memorable…..so I made a cookbook. I collected recipes and jokes from our friends and family and spent many hours in Microsoft Publisher putting together a creation that would be a lasting memory.
This is one of the jokes that was given to me. I just found it again and it still makes me laugh!
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time which produced an impressively thick callus on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him……wait for it…..
A super fragile callused mystic hexed by halitosis.
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