He didn’t know if he could perform his job with only one tooth. He plunged into her throat and none of her life blood flowed. This was going to be a long night.
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Written for the weekend Trifecta challenge: Full disclosure: we’re going a bit weird on you with this weekend’s short prompt. Trifecta editor Lisa has a son who just lost his first tooth. In honor of such a creepy event, we want you to write a 33-word response that uses the word tooth. Your response can use any definition of the word but cannot tell the story of someone losing a tooth. (Because we just told that story, and it was pretty boring the first time.) – See more at: http://www.trifectawritingchallenge.com/#sthash.IQsRrVT2.dpuf
polysyllabic profundities 
A very very long night… Bless you for the vampire isn’t a fairy at least.
Haha….thank you!
Much more fun reading this than going to the dentist!
Since I don’t enter these anymore…
“The punch landed with incredible force. He spat, hearing enamel and dentin hit the floor. He would win the fight and live a long life, but he’d never grow long in that tooth.”
Plus, it’s pretty much a “losing a tooth” story.
And why don’t you participate in these anymore???
There are a bunch of reasons. Partly, I was spending an awful lot of time trying to figure out how to tweak the rules, and in the end, I was having less fun.
But I still look forward to the prompts and reading the entries of the blogs I follow.
But here’s one I’m inordinately proud of, even though I just used the word while ignoring the actual challenge.
http://guapola.wordpress.com/2012/04/03/trifecta-use-your-brains/
But still brilliant!
Why thank you!
Hahaha, awww, poor vampire. What happened? Why does he only have one?
I didn’t delve that far….but it could be an interesting back story!
One…Ah… ah… ah!
That comment just made my night….haha!!
Nothing but the tooth.
So help me, God!! 🙂
You can’t handle the tooth, fairy.
And the tooth shall set you free!
Tooth hurt-ee
phew! n overworked vampire – great entry!
Thank you very much!
I’m not into vampire stories, really, but this funny! Dental implants may be in his future 🙂
Poor thing! Meal times are going to be such an ordeal
Enjoyed your take on the prompt.
I’m thinking about the poor woman’s throath – it’s going to be a very long night for her! Anyway this is hilatious 🙂
hilarious, I mean
Maybe he can sort of…gnaw? haha Poor vampire.
I would think a vampire could grow new teeth like a shark, but maybe it’s not instantaneous. He could always break into a blood bank!
Thank you for linking up!
Only one thing that’s worset than a biting vampire, and that’s a chewing vampire….
Lol….I never thought of it that way!
Such a great idea, I love it!
Thank you!
damn even the undead have bad days – so much for my retirement plans
Sorry to put a stake through your dream. 🙂
*hahaha* I loved this – so many vampire stories out there, and this might just be one of my favorites ever.
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