I knew it was going to be a fun day twenty minutes after we got in the car. Driving through town with my girlfriends, we passed a minivan with the hood up blocking the entire windshield. It wouldn’t have been such an odd site but the van was still driving along the other side of the road. And that is how the day’s adventures began.
Even though we live in a very small area, we rarely get to see each other. So the four of us banded together and hit the highway for a day of shopping, drinks and much laughter. There is a palpable energy in the air when this particular pod of women gets together. We are so anxious to catch everyone up on what has been going on that we talk over each other quite a bit but when “K” starting telling a tale from the retail job she has, the three of us stopped to listen to her story about the underwear sniffer. This man habitually frequents her store to spend precious moments skulking through the ladies under garment section, stopping occasionally to bury his nose in the latest design of Fruit of the Loom. Super creepy, but for some reason it made us laugh hysterically.
We got to our favorite store and shopped like it was our job. We filled the back of the SUV with our new treasures and decided it was time for lunch and a glass of wine. The laughter continued over lunch and the man seated at the table behind us took great interest in our group. He was completely harmless, a regular at the restaurant, but he certainly seemed eager to join in the fun. He regaled us with a few tales of his own and, before he left, presented us with a Tim Horton’s gift card. It was such a sweet gesture and we enjoyed some coffee and sweets on the ride home.
As the adventure was coming to an end, we were gathered in the parking lot where we had met earlier that morning. It is routine to see what everyone else bought and as the cloth and yarn were being passed, a precious item (valued at $1.99) hit the pavement and broke. The sound of ceramic shattering coupled with a slow-motion “oooooohhhhh nooooooooooo” made us burst into gales of laughter. Here we were – four women in our 40’s and 50’s coming completely unglued in the Walmart parking lot. Walmart shoppers were doing their absolute best to get as far away from us as possible. Sideways glances were noticed but ignored by all four of us. Our main goal was to not pee our pants in the middle of a busy parking lot.
Once I was able to breathe again, I wiped the tears from my eyes and collected myself. This was the day I have needed for a long time. This day, full of laughter and old friends was literally what my doctor had ordered for me to get me out of my funk. And the icing on the cake of this day was finding out where NOT to shop for underwear!
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Sometimes, you just gotta take some time out of your busy day to stop and sniff the underwear.
Haha….I wanted to write that in to the story!!
It sounds like it was a much-needed outing. We ladies tend to get silly when gathered in pairs or packs. I think the men run away in fear 🙂
It sure was Janna. We have already planned the next outing…look out world!!
Tim Horton’s makes me want to become a Canadian citizen. The underwear sniffer, however, gives me pause.
Haha…at least you know you would be safe in Tim Horton’s….no displays of undergarments in the coffee shop whatsoever!! 😉
True enough. I’ll get my Canadian Citizen application form.
I’ll be there at the border to welcome you!! With a Timmy’s in hand, of course. 🙂
Ah! Friends like you are another reason why I wanna convert.
We Canadians are a friendly bunch. 🙂
Indeed.
You should come up for a family vacation in the summer time to the lodge I manage.
http://www.shamrocklodge.com
This place looks great! I’m gonna go talk the the missus and the boy about this!
Yay!! It would be awesome to have you here!!!
I love the Kelly House. Love it.
It’s an awesome cottage….tough to get into because we have so many returning guests. Right now it’s open July 15-18 and Sept 1-5. That may change in Feb after deposits are due. I can keep you posted. 🙂
Cool.
We could even promote your work while you are here. 😀
Wow. You know how to sweeten the deal, don’cha?
Oh, that reminds me, how far is the nearest Tim Horton’s?
(Look! Our comment thread came full circle!)
Haha….soon to be about 10 minutes away. I have you covered!!
AND….you can write it off as a “book tour”. 😀