It was only a few short steps away. The bridge, the passage to a future that I had dreamed about for years, waited to carry me to the next stage. If only my legs had the resolve to take that first step.
For those about to panic and skip by this blog, this is not a collection of words about childbirth. This musing is about Magnetic Resonance Imaging or, on an alphabetical scale, an MRI.
I had reason to have an MRI on my knee two years ago after it had swelled to the size of a slightly deflated football. In hindsight I should have contacted Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, but instead I opted for the less challenging task of calling my doctor. After her skillful medical prodding determined I was not a hypochondriac, I was placed on a waiting list for an experience I am hoping to forget but probably never will.
I am not new to hospital procedures. I have had my fair share of expensive medical equipment scan parts of my body that only a skilled technician should see. I just regaled a few friends with this tale about how a mammogram and an ultrasound have been the cause of many laughs. (If you need a good laugh, click on the link. It’s a really good story). But having an MRI is an experience like no other when you are prone to enjoy open spaces and breathing normally.
I had done my best to mentally prepare for what I assumed was similar to a Sensory Deprivation Chamber. I arrived early to undertake the task of filling out reams of paperwork which only made my pulse race faster than it already had been. I dressed myself in the latest hospital fashion and was led to the room where I would spend the next 45 minutes trapped in a small vessel that made up for its size with its sound.
I can only be grateful that I was not fully immersed in the tube-shaped magnet that would send pulses through the layers of my being. My head was allowed to be free of the cage in which my body was being held hostage. With headphones blasting horrific music and the thrum of the machine making me wish that I had chosen to be thrown from an airplane, the scan ensued.
I tried my best to close my eyes and concentrate on the disconnected notes playing on the music channel they had chosen for me. But I am a curious sort of person and that doesn’t always bode well. After mistakenly hallucinating for the duration of the scan, I realized, after the torture was over, that the wall to my left was a live-action wall and that birds had been flying across the screen while I lay, coma-like, on the bed of the scanner. I was relieved to know it was the hospital’s sick sense of humour and I was not having an aneurysm. At the end of the process, I was birthed from the giant womb that is the MRI machine and sent, in my swaddling clothes, to the change room to retrieve the belongings that represented freedom – my clothes and my car keys.
I have a dear friend who, as of this morning, will have undergone his first of two MRI’s last night and I can only hope he weathered the first of his two storms with as much of a consequent sense of humour as I now have about my encounter.
And although it is an unpleasant experience, I do hope his womb with a view can provide answers that will help him move forward and begin to feel like himself again.