Breaking news – this just in:
Spring has been kidnapped. Mother Nature called 9-1-1 sometime in the early hours of the morning and reported it missing. According to her statement, she had tucked Spring in for the night and left it unattended. When she returned to check on it this morning, she found nothing but a blanket of snow and Spring was nowhere to be found.
Forensic scientists and Crime Scene Investigators have scoured the area for any evidence related to its disappearance but currently no reports have been made regarding any leads they may have. The CSI unit is having difficulty continuing the investigation as the blanket of snow continues to grow and cover any shred of evidence that may have existed to prove that Spring had even been there.
Neighbors that have been interviewed were positive that they had seen signs of Spring earlier the previous day. One neighbor had stated that a group that seemed oddly out-of-place in the neighborhood had been hovering around Mother Nature’s house the previous evening. A local Sketch Artist was brought in and a composite drawing of the potential suspect has been released to the media.
(image courtesy of dominatus.deviantart.com)
Friends of Spring are desperate to have it return. If you see any sign of Spring, please contact me immediately and I will share your information with the proper authorities.